“And what do you suffer from the most?”
“Hmm. I would have to say, I suffer most from chronic intraplanetary incoherency.”
“The planet is incoherent?”
“Probably,” I thought,”but I am willing to accept that it is just my perception of it that is incoherent.”
“Do you think we should use the word ‘incoherent’ some more?”
“Not right now. I am mostly done with it.”
And so begins Story 2912. And, c’mon, with a wicked hook of an introduction like that, who wouldn’t want to read the FIRST super awesome-sauce chapter??